Poetry Corner!!!!

A WOMAN'S POEM:

Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man who's not a creep,

One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long.

One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.

I pray he's rich and self-employed,
And when I spend, won't be annoyed.

Pull out my chair and hold my hand.
Massage my feet and help me stand.

Oh send a king to make me queen.
A man who loves to cook and clean.

I pray this man will love no other..
And relish visits with my mother.

A MAN'S POEM:

I pray for a deaf-muted gymnast, nymphomaniac
with big tits who owns a bar on a golf course,

and loves to send me biking, fishing, and drinking. This
doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.