Introductions 8

Papa Phalus

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Bike - Honda CBR 600F


Mods - Hugger, Yellow Bow and ribbons, Heated grips, Hair Straighteners


Previous Bike - Non


Age - 23


Years Riding - 1


Fascinating Facts - Papa Phalus has a specially designed helmet to prevent helmet hair, after all you
can't spend 2 hours getting your hair just so only for a bloody helmet go and ruin it, tut tut.

bungle

Touring

Hey guys.

As promised, a link to a website giving advice on what to carry when touring abroad,
lots of stuff on there but worth a look

http://ixxra.co.uk/v-web/phpBB3/viewtopic.php?f=21&t=3348&st=0&sk=t&sd=a



Bungle

Introduction 7

Captain Klingon

Bike--Yamaha XJ600 This is the one that bungle got fed up with in his the garage so he sold it to his Pikey mates and told Klingon it had been stolen.

Previous Bike-- BMX Turbo

Age-- Nearly as old as Zippy

Years of riding-- 1 year

Weight-- Captain Klingon has informed us that he has lost 3 stone so must be about 25 stone

You make up your own mind

Before After

Looks the same to me

Fascinating Facts--Captain Klingon was a sniper in the SAS (True) He had to retire because it kept interfering with his army waiters job.As you can see from the pictures he likes scooters but he thinks there a bit slow. Goes out on the Blackcurrant with Bungle and puts his arms around him like a girl. Bungle says he is glad of Klingons fat belly or he would be poking him from behind.(man love)

Only kidding

Good luck with the testssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

Hboss said if you want a new bike he can finance it with some incredible mates rates or bungle could sell you a XJ600 bit by bit.Remember the Blackbirds in your garage now so you could sneak it out and Bungle would never know.

Oh nearly forgot bungle said him and zippy will take it in turns to take you on the back of there bikes through the summer.

Zippy's 25th bash

A big 'ouch! my piles' shake of the hand this goes to Zipster and Mrs. Zipster.
It was 25 years ago this week that they tied the proverbial, so we organised a little bash.



and the poor lad got a teeny bit drunk



Loadsa respect for that dude

Congratulations Zippy

Keep banging that rivet



Bungle

First Ride of 2009

Some fairly mild days of late, so a decision was bravely reached to have a sunday run out.
The usual 5 reprobates were in attendance, myself, Zippy, K.G, Grifter and H-Boss.
A meeting at Squires was the order of the day, followed by a really enjoyable blast up to Helmsley, once there a cafe was raided and we all enjoyed a coffee and a nibble while we discussed our impending trip to Germany in may.
Next it was on to Thirsk, before splitting up and buggering off home (me and Zipster swapped bikes for the run home, as you do)
All in all a cracking start to the year, a nice steady 180 miles (an hour) to blow the cobwebs out, although i'm not sure how many miles K.G clocked up, he lives in far off foreign lands you see, well, Sheffield.


Bungle

Bikes And Birds

Hey Guys,

Been doing some research lately, it would seem that bikes attract birds, and i don't mean the feathered type.

So, i got to thinking i wonder what girls would be attracted to OUR bikes.

Here are the results of my findings


Honda blackbird




Suzuki Bandit




Honda VFR 800



So, there we go, happy days.

Bikes do attract birds.

Time to get out there and start pulling, or in the case of Zippy, pushing








bungle

Dr. Sloth's VFR Accessories

Dr. Sloth's

VFR Shop

Hi and welcome to my shop,
here you'll find loads of goodies to throw at your VFR, everything from must haves to bling parts delivered straight to your door.

Here are a few of our bestsellers

1. Super Fly Spray.

fool your buddies with this tin of fly spray. It's a tin of dried flies, just spray onto your fairing and helmet and, hey presto, covered in flies. It makes all the guys at the bike meet think you've been going fast, that'll shock 'em. £4.99




2. Digital Thermometer.

cool bit of kit this, reads only in centigrade, connects directly to your wiring loom, and this is the best bit, if the temperature reads lower than 40 degrees centigrade the bike won't start, brilliant, no more moderately warm slightly cloudy days to ruin your fun. £24.99




3. Magnetic Pension Book Holder

simple, just pop this on your tank and off you go to the post office on a tuesday. £7.99





4. Extra Large Right Mirror

3 times bigger than a standard VFR mirror, lets you know whats overtaking
you. £15.99


First class delivery is guaranteed next day.
second class takes 2-3 days
or i can deliver on my VFR and it'll get there whenever.